You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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