The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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