Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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