You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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