think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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