i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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