i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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