I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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