A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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