There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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