I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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