I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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