I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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