You really coming over, don't trick.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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