Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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