is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
