I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Randomize
