is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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