ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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