question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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