FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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