id be glad to
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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