some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
mondays should just be called national damage control day
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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