More tranny stories later!
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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