I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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