my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm always down for nudity.
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