does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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