i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I forget how to act sober
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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