Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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