Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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