He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My breasts were aching with rage.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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