I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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