Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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