She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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