they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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