i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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