remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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