my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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