Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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