Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Randomize
