M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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