Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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