it wasn't lemon gatorade
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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