margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
