you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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