Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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