Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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