Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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