So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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