he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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