I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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